Lollygaggin: What I learned (the hard way)

Lollygaggin: What I learned

1. Never, I repeat, never step on the business end of a rake without expecting the handle to 'THWACK' you firmly between the eyes. Despite how funny it looks when the Three Stooges do it, it hurts like hell.

4. If you're playing with the garden hose, never look down the open end if it suddenly stops flowing. Check to see where your Dad is, first.

The other 8 items are just as good. I've never had the misfortune to be THWACKed with a rake, but I've had water go up my nose from the garden hose.